November 25, 2012

Point by Point: A Fantasy Football Playoff Speech

I know it has been awhile, life has been crazy and all, but I just posted this on my fantasy football league's message board and thought I would share. Out of 14 otherwise male teams, I am in first-place in the midst of Week 12:
I don't know what to say really. Two weeks to the biggest playoff battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Either we heal as teams or we are going to crumble. Inch by inch, fantasy point by fantasy point, til we’re finished.

You are in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And you can stay there and get the shit kicked out of you by a girl or you can fight your way back into the light. You can climb out of hell. One fantasy point at a time.

Now I can’t do it for you. I’m too competitive. I look around and I see these playoff-desperate faces and I think, I mean, I made every right choice a young female manager could make. But I uhh…. pissed away all my trade good will, believe it or not. I traded off any waiver wire pick-up who ever loved me. And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in MJD’s spot on my roster.

You know when you get too competitive in life, things get taken away from you. That’s, that’s part of life. But you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out that life is just a game of points. So is fantasy football. Because in either game, life or fantasy football, the margin of error is so small. I mean, one yard short or early injury, you don’t quite succeed. One terrible transaction or dropped opportunity, and you don’t get the score. The fantasy points we need are everywhere around us. They are in every break of the game. Every minute, every second.

In this league, we fight for that point. In this league, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us, to pieces for that point. We claw with our fingernails for that point. Because we know. We know when we add up all of those points, that’s going to make the fucking difference between WINNING and LOSING, between the PLAYOFFS and SHAME.

I’ll tell you this. In any fight, it is the guy or surprisingly awesome female who is willing to die who is going to win that point. And I know if I am going to have any life anymore it is because I am always willing to fight and die for that point – because that is what WINNING is: the six imaginary points you left on your bench.

Now I can’t make you do it. You gotta look at the guy in this week's match-up. Look into his eyes. Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go for that point against you. You are going to see a guy who will sacrifice himself for his team. Because he knows when it comes down to it, you are going to do the same thing to him.

That’s a fantasy league, gentlemen. And either we play now, as teams, or we will die as humiliated individuals. That’s fantasy football guys. That’s all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?


  1. Nice to see you back, and challenging.


  2. Nice to see your blog post.. I really enjoyed by reading your blog post. Thanks a lot for sharing this with us..

    Salesforce Training in Chennai

  3. There are lots of information about latest technology and how to get trained in them, like this have spread around the web, but this is a unique one according to me. The strategy you have updated here will make me to get trained in future technologies. By the way you are running a great blog. Thanks for sharing this.
    Dotnet training in chennai

  4. Wow amazing i saw the article with execution models you had posted. It was such informative. Really its a wonderful article. Thank you for sharing and please keep update like this type of article because i want to learn more relevant to this topic.

    Email Marketing Chennai

  5. I just see the post i am so happy to the communication science post of information's.So I have really enjoyed and reading your blogs for these posts.Any way I’ll be replay for your great thinks and I hope you post again soon.

    digital marketing course in chennai

  6. It's interesting that many of the bloggers to helped clarify a few things for me as well as giving.Most of ideas can be nice content.The people to give them a good shake to get your point and across the command .
    SAT Coaching Chennai

  7. Thank you for sharing such a nice and interesting blog with us. I have seen that all will say the same thing repeatedly. But in your blog, I had a chance to get some useful and unique information. I would like to suggest your blog in my dude circle.
    Jobs in Chennai
    Jobs in Bangalore
    Jobs in Delhi
    Jobs in Hyderabad
    Jobs in Kolkata
    Jobs in Mumbai
    Jobs in Noida
    Jobs in Pune

  8. Great post! I am see the great contents and step by step read really nice information.I am gather this concepts and more information. It's helpful for me my friend. Also great blog here with all of the valuable information you have.
    IELTS Coaching in Chennai

  9. Great Article… I love to read your articles because your writing style is too good, its is very very helpful for all of us and I never get bored while reading your article because, they are becomes a more and more interesting from the starting lines until the end.

    Fresher Jobs in Mumbai
    Fresher Jobs in Pune
    Fresher Jobs in Noida
    Fresher Jobs in Hyderabad

  10. Very nice post here thanks for it .I always like and such a super contents of these post.Excellent and very cool idea and great content of different kinds of the valuable information's.

    Fresher Jobs in Mumbai
    Fresher Jobs in Pune
    Fresher Jobs in Noida
    Fresher Jobs in Hyderabad

  11. I am not sure the place you are getting your information, however good topic.I needs to spend some time studying more or understanding more.Thank you for wonderful information I was in search of this info for my mission.

    HR Consultancy in Chennai
    Recruitment Consultancy in Chennai
    Manpower Consultancy in Chennai

  12. I just see the post i am so happy to the communication science post of information's.So I have really enjoyed and reading your blogs for these posts.Any way I’ll be replay for your great thinks and I hope you post again soon.

    Digital Marketing Company in Chennai

  13. Great post!! This can be one particular of the most useful blogs We’ve ever arrive across on this subject. Basically Wonderful. I am also a specialist in this topic so I can understand your hard work.
    Office Interior Designers in Coimbatore
    Office Interior Designers in Bangalore
    Office Interior Designers in Hyderabad

  14. you are posting a good information for people and keep maintain and give more update too.
    seo company in india

  15. This blog is having the general information. Got a creative work and this is very different one. We have to develop our creativity mind. This blog helps for this. Thank you for this blog. This is very interesting and useful.

    Self Employment Tax
    Tax Preparation Services
    Tax Accountant
    Tax Consultant
    Tax Advisor

  16. Very interesting to read your blog. It make viewer to keep updated.

    Python Training in Chennai

  17. It is really a great and useful piece of info. I’m glad that you shared this helpful info with us. Please keep us informed like this. Thank you for sharing.
    Logistics management software
    Human resources management software
    CCTV Camera Dealers in Chennai
    ERP for the manufacturing industry
    Warehouse Management Software

  18. The Interior Designer is a plans, researches, coordinates, and manages the projects. Interior design is a multifaceted profession that includes conceptual development, space planning, site inspections, programming, research, communicating with the stakeholders of a project, construction management, and execution of the design.

    Interior Designers in OMR